Saturday, May 27, 2006

 

WPT LA Poker Classic 2006

“He looks like a villain from a bad Batman movie.”

“It’s the kind of raise that makes your hair turn colors.”

“Tight is an understatement. He hasn’t played a hand since Happy Days went off the air.”

Monday, May 22, 2006

 

Good News

I saw this today on TaoPoker and its some good news for fans of the WPT. I can only imagine that a parking cone would do better than Courtney Friel.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

 

WPT Borgata Poker Open 2006

VVP:
"The Grinder's not accustomed tro picking up real hands. He does better with his junk."
Mizrachi's 99 loses to D'Agostino's QQ
"That'll teach you to play quality hands."

"He's bouncing around more than Anna Nicole Smith in an aerobic's class."

Sunday, May 14, 2006

 

Full Tilt Commercial

I thought I would mention a great commercial for Full Tilt Poker - "Iveys". You can watch it here.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

 

WPT Gold Strike 2006

"He's getting chipped away like a Michael Jackson nosejob."
"This guy is easier to read than a stop sign."

Sunday, May 07, 2006

 

WPT Caribbean Adventure 2006

“He got less playtime than Rudy.”

“The Swede has raised with nothing but testosterone.”

“Magnum PI is a great actor.” - The guy was wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

“Brook would love to send this kid home to watch Barney.”

“Pacino has nothing on Brook Lyter.” (Magnum PI)
“…The Marlon Brando of the poker circuit.”

On the final hand VVP comments on Steve Paul-Ambrose:
“… Other than that, he’s the suckout king. He needs one more suckout.”
Steve hears VVP say this and kind of laughs.
Steve wins the hand and the event with by making a straight against Brook’s top pair.
“Never before have we seen such an onslaught of outdraws!”

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